"It is not love that gives the pleasure, but the lover."  [read more]

Today's Quote My mind is a garden. My thoughts are the seeds. My harvest will be either flower or weeds. -Mel Weldon  [read more]

Today's Quote If you want happiness for an hour—take a nap. If you want happiness for a day—go fishing. If you want happiness for a month—get married. If you want happiness for a year—inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime—help others. -Chinese Proverb  [read more]

When your body mind and soul are healthy and harmonious, You will bring health and harmony to those around you and health and harmony to the world not by withdrawing from the world but by being a healthy living organ of the body of humanity. -B.K.S. Iyengar  [read more]

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes seductively into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do *anything*." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "ANYTHING" His voice softens. "Anything??" She smiles mischievously, "Anything... [read more]

"The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species." -- Leonardo da Vinci  [read more]

Rabbi Michal once said to his sons: “my life was blessed, because I never needed anything until I had it." -Chasidic, 18th century  [read more]

Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. -Andrew Jackson  [read more]

We ask ourselves, "Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?" Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. -Marianne Williamson  [read more]

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health, and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. -Jose Addison  [read more]

"Have you heard about the new blonde paint? It ain't that bright, but it spreads easy!" -- Anonymous  [read more]

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. -Corrie ten Boom  [read more]

There is more to life than increasing its speed. -Gandhi (submitted by ystonehiker)  [read more]

Every blade of grass has an angel that bends over it and whispers, "Grow! Grow!" -The Talmud  [read more]

"Even as a kid, I knew someday I'd be in a profession where I could help people . . . Either that or a Viking 'cause man, you gotta admit, those helmets with horns are pretty cool." - Daniel Avrin  [read more]

You could waste time and energy lost in feelings that actually belong to someone else. Visualizing a shield of impenetrable light around you can be enough to reestablish a perimeter that keeps others out who aren't expressly invited.    [read more]

When difficulties are overcome, they become blessings. -Proverb  [read more]

Me: "It's a phallic symbol." Blond Secretary in the office: "Ooh! I'd hate to tell you what it looks like!" -- Anonymous  [read more]

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. A person can almost be defined by his or her attitude toward gratitude. -Elie Wiesel  [read more]

When I die I'm going to dance first in all the galaxies...I'm gonna play and dance and sing. -Elisabeth Kubler-Ross  [read more]

"Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply. Lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. " -- Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966  [read more]

Forgiveness is having the courage to take down the walls that we think are there to protect us. -Suztes40  [read more]

"There are many alternate uses for lipstick. Of course, after that you probably shouldn't investigate too many of those other uses." - Dakota Shepard  [read more]

Everybody wants to be somebody: Nobody wants to grow. -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe  [read more]

Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. -Ovid  [read more]

"Sudden acquaintance brings repentance." -- Thomas Fuller [read more]

  The virtue of angels is that they cannot deteriorate; their flaw is that they cannot improve. Humanity's flaw is that we can deteriorate; but our virtue is that we can improve. Hasidic saying  [read more]

IT'S EASY TO FALL IN LOVE!   KEEP YOURS.  [read more]

You can make more friends in a month by being interested in them than in ten years by trying to get them interested in you. Charles Allen  [read more]

Today's Quote The more a man knows, the more he forgives. -Confucius  [read more]

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld  [read more]