Today's Quote God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart. -Izaak Walton  [read more]

Five Jewish men who influenced the history of Western civilization. Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is everything. Einstein said everything is relative.  [read more]

Today's Quote We aren’t what we ought to be. We aren’t what we’re going to be. We aren’t what we want to be. But, thank God, we aren’t what we were. -Anonymous  [read more]

t o d a y 's   q u o t e ________________________ "Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock."     - Will Rogers  [read more]

Today's Quote The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either--but right through every human heart. -Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn  [read more]

Today's Quote Here are the two best prayers I know: 'Help me, help me, help me' and 'Thank you, thank you, thank you.' -Anne Lamott  [read more]

Risque Quote du Jour "The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south."   -- Lance Morrow  [read more]

Today's Quote The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. -Unknown [read more]

Today's Quote Every blade of grass has an angel that bends over it and whispers, "Grow! Grow!" -The Talmud  [read more]

t o d a y 's   q u o t e ________________________ "There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."  [read more]